Be the road. Know the road.

Steve points out that sometimes it pays to think like the elderly.

Here. I took a picture.  It doesn’t look quite as impressive as I think it is in real life. I should have found someone more diminutive to pose with it.  But it is glorious. I believe its destiny is to be a pair of delicious sandwiches.

Both my head and that mushroom are actual size.

My initial, cynical judgement on the rapidly dropping oil prices was that this was largely the result of oil cartels dropping the price they’ve kept artificially high to make sure the bottom didn’t completely fall out of their gas-guzzling markets in the U.S. and worldwide, but that doesn’t seem to be the case. If nothing else, we can experience some sweet schadenfreude as we take down the economies of other nations in our flaming crash back to the earth (though the cheap gas may not last long).