Comments for A Million Sandwiches

Comment on A public service announcement by Virginia

Virginia — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 22:49:43 +0000

My dad points out that Steve should go screw himself, because that’s what Dad does all the time.

Comment on by Sean

Sean — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 15:11:06 +0000

http://www.barbiecollector.com/shop/product.aspx?sku=L9633

Happy Belated Halloween

Comment on two is the lowest number by Sean

Sean — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 03:54:36 +0000

Y’know what’s funny is that every gas station now seems to be jumping on the $1.99 bandwagon, even the places where gas is usually more expensive. I was up in Lincoln Park and they regular gas was $1.99, but the next grade up, which is usually like $.10 more was $2.59.

Anyway, it doesn’t really concern me as my car runs on garbage. Or at least the flux capacitor does.

Comment on nooks and crannies of consolation by Steve

Steve — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 03:11:56 +0000

Watch out for the other contents of your cupboard, they’re likely to be colonized.

Comment on nooks and crannies of consolation by Sean

Sean — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 18:42:34 +0000

I bought some English Muffins from Trader Joe’s the other day that were labeled “British Muffins”. I can only assume they’ve some extra empirical ingredients not included in the standard English variety.

Comment on it’s peanut butter jelly time by matthew malloy

matthew malloy — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 13:52:03 +0000

Amazing! Several of my favorites all in one tidy clip: sandwiches, basketball, and KG! Best Confluence Ever!

Comment on multitude of mustards by Virginia

Virginia — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 02:27:56 +0000

Do you want to know a sad thing? I do know how that happened.
From left to right:
1.Came in a regifted gift basket from you mom, 2.ibid., 3.you bought when you brought home stuff to make bratwurst last fall even though we already had (6) because you couldn’t take chances, 4.I bought for ham sandwiches at our last apartment and we moved it over, 5. was purchased for last summer’s grilling season because yellow is different than brown, and 6. came from the Meyer’s during a fit of Germanic gastronomy, and also moved here from our last apartment.

More reason that we should go to the mustard museum in Wisconsin this summer.

Comment on Landmark by Virginia

Virginia — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:26:10 +0000

Lundmark?

Comment on so brutal by Virginia

Virginia — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 03:11:00 +0000

Thanks, Steve. This is the first time in my life that I had to stop watching Bert and Ernie because they were causing me pain. Banana in the ear? Relentless. This? like a banana in your ear if the banana had an exacto knife on the end of it, and you were holding it in with one hand and hopping on the opposite foot.

Comment on Masturbation by Don Hall

Don Hall — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 14:25:20 +0000

When I spanked it thinking about Angelina Jolie in “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” - not gay, even if I did it 50 times.

Slapping it thinking about Angelina Jolie’s CGI, nippleless faux nudeness in “Beowulf” - way gay.