Category Archives: Short Quote

hard questions

So you’re like the Mike Wallace of wallets?
Ryan Danahey

Get it?

Bull Street starts at City Hall. Get it?
Savannah, GA, trolley tour guide

Wrong number

Oh, I’m sorry…I was trying to call Africa or something. 
A wrong number

Masturbation

At what point does masturbation become gay?
Steve Zimmers

Fool quote

Laugh now, but die.
Dean Evans