Category Archives: Short Quote

husbandsayswhat?

January 3, 2009 – 9:28 pm

Listening is for girlfriends, not for wives.
Virginia Killian

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videogame zen

December 1, 2008 – 3:21 am

You cannot wait in the air.
Fallout 3

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nooks and crannies of consolation

November 9, 2008 – 9:19 pm

Hi, I’m Tommie Harris. Let’s talk about English muffins.
Tommie Harris, WBBM-780

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not scared

September 3, 2008 – 3:14 am

I’m much less threatened by that silo over there.
Virginia Killian

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hard questions

July 26, 2008 – 6:31 pm

So you’re like the Mike Wallace of wallets?
Ryan Danahey

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Get it?

February 11, 2008 – 3:18 am

Bull Street starts at City Hall. Get it?
Savannah, GA, trolley tour guide

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Wrong number

January 22, 2008 – 2:17 am

Oh, I’m sorry…I was trying to call Africa or something. 
A wrong number

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Masturbation

November 16, 2007 – 7:21 pm

At what point does masturbation become gay?
Steve Zimmers

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Fool quote

September 1, 2007 – 4:49 am

Laugh now, but die.
Dean Evans

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