Category Archives: Short Quote

i know the feeling

All day I was just, “sausage, sausage, sausage!”
Guy at the table next to us without a shred of self-awareness

The worst thing we could do to children is lie.
-Maurice Sendak

interchangeable meats

The question is: Who is the Henry Ford of the gyro?
The New York Times

statistics are true and tasty

There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers.
Captain Beefheart

apocalypso

The end may be coming but it’s going to be a party and there will be snacks.
Andrew Bird

ha/ha

We almost always thought the same things were funny. That may be the best sign of intellectual communion.
Roger Ebert on Gene Siskel

husbandsayswhat?

Listening is for girlfriends, not for wives.
Virginia Killian

videogame zen

You cannot wait in the air.
Fallout 3

nooks and crannies of consolation

Hi, I’m Tommie Harris. Let’s talk about English muffins.
Tommie Harris, WBBM-780

not scared

I’m much less threatened by that silo over there.
Virginia Killian