All day I was just, “sausage, sausage, sausage!”
Guy at the table next to us without a shred of self-awareness
Category Archives: Short Quote
i know the feeling
January 26, 2010 – 6:25 am
interchangeable meats
July 16, 2009 – 3:28 am
The question is: Who is the Henry Ford of the gyro?
The New York Times
statistics are true and tasty
July 8, 2009 – 10:51 pm
There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers.
Captain Beefheart
apocalypso
April 21, 2009 – 5:24 am
The end may be coming but it’s going to be a party and there will be snacks.
Andrew Bird
ha/ha
February 19, 2009 – 6:09 pm
We almost always thought the same things were funny. That may be the best sign of intellectual communion.
Roger Ebert on Gene Siskel
husbandsayswhat?
January 3, 2009 – 9:28 pm
Listening is for girlfriends, not for wives.
Virginia Killian
nooks and crannies of consolation
November 9, 2008 – 9:19 pm
Hi, I’m Tommie Harris. Let’s talk about English muffins.
Tommie Harris, WBBM-780
not scared
September 3, 2008 – 3:14 am
I’m much less threatened by that silo over there.
Virginia Killian
