And You Used to Pretend to be Spiderman

In the carpool pickup line today.

Mrs. Lund: Hey, Brian.

Brian, age 4: I’m not Brian. I’m Chevy Dealership.

Mrs. Lund: Hey, Chevy Dealership.

Chevy Dealership: Hi.

(Brian speaks with the world’s greatest deadpan. He is always 100%, housing market-grade serious. Since the start of the school year, Brian has also been: Ambulance, Laundromat, 87th and Cottage Grove, Galaxy, and Nick. I’ve no idea how he came up with “Nick.”)

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