In the carpool pickup line today.
Mrs. Lund: Hey, Brian.
Brian, age 4: I’m not Brian. I’m Chevy Dealership.
Mrs. Lund: Hey, Chevy Dealership.
Chevy Dealership: Hi.
(Brian speaks with the world’s greatest deadpan. He is always 100%, housing market-grade serious. Since the start of the school year, Brian has also been: Ambulance, Laundromat, 87th and Cottage Grove, Galaxy, and Nick. I’ve no idea how he came up with “Nick.”)
