(Unmitigated Handsomeness)

Listen, people on the computers:

Holidays are exhausting.  First, there are the friends.  So many friends!  You have to put all of your energy into making friends love you the most.  Second, there are the snacks.  At holidays, people are always eating snacks.  You have to look at the snacks and let people know how much you please, please want them now.  And finally, when you are tired and full of snacks, people want you to be HANDSOME for PICTURES.  As you can see, even in difficult circumstances, I can still manage to be at my most handsome all the time, but it is not easy.  My advice?  Have a happy rest of your holidays, people on the computers.  Put the computers down, take your shoes off, and fall asleep with the TV on.  Then, make a New Year’s resolution to give me all your snacks, please now.

Sincerely,

BQB:vkl