On the train ride home tonight, the conductor came on the PA system.

“Folks, I hope you’re having a wonderful evening.  Be safe on your way home.  The wind chill’s going to be 30 below, so don’t go out if you don’t have to.  Just stay home, have a bowl of soup or … wine.  If you have a vehicle, start it up and let it get good and warm.  And check that you have wiper fluid, ’cause otherwise those wipers won’t work.  Have a good night, folks.”

I love living in a city where the train conductors give fatherly advice. It’s like living in Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood sometimes.